ارائه‌ی 344 تی‌وی‌وُرلد | زیرنویس فصل اول Happyish | پــایــان

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قرار اینبار با ترجمه سریال happyish از شبکه شوتایم با شما باشیم. همونطور که از کار مشخص‌ـه، happyish کمدی‌درامی که دائما با مفهوم خوشحالی درگیرـه. سریال درباره "تام پین" و خانواده سه‌نفرـش هست که توی فقر و فلاکت زندگی نمی‌کنن ولی کاملا خوشحال هم نیستند. با سریال طنزی مثل غالب سیت‌کام‌ها طرف نیستیم، نویسنده‌ها از داستان فاصله نمی‌گیرند که کمدی خلق کنند. طنز سریال کاملا در خدمت قصه کلی‌ـه. شاید همین دیالوگ قسمت یک سریال نشون بده که با چه چیزی طرفی‌ـم. Tom pain: I just think, I don't know, I'd be happier someplace else. headhunter: That's a myth, Thom. You're as happy right now as you can ever be. We each have our own joy ceiling. It doesn't matter how much ****ing money you have or how perfect your family is or how many pulitzers you win. You hit your joy ceiling and you're done. ... It's not the pursuit of happiness that's our problem. It's our inability to accept when we have maxed out. You think you're not happy? Trust me, Thom, you couldn't possibly be happier. ترجمه تام پین :فقط فکر ميکنم، نميدونم من يه جاي ديگه خوشبخت تر هستم - اين افسانه هست تام. تو همين الانش هم تاجایی که می‌تونی خوشحالی. همه سقفی برای شاد بودن داریم. مهم نيست تو چقدر پول در مياري يا خانودات چقدر عالي هستند چندتا جايزه پوليترز بردي به سقف‌ـت که برسی دیگه تموم ـه. اين که چه‌جوري به خوشبختي برسيم مشکلمون نيست مشکل ناتوانی‌ـمون در درک این موضوع که به آخر حد ـمون رسیدیم تو فکر ميکني خوشبخت نيستي؟ بهم اعتماد کن، تو از اين خوشبخت تر نميتوني باشي سخن مترجمان این پروژه رو قرار شد به‌طور مشترک با تیم تی‌وی‌سنتر بزنیم. مترجم‌های اینکار از تیم تی‌وی‌سنتر داوود و حسین سرخیل هستند، و از بچه‌های تی‌وی‌ورلد هم که کسی وقت خالی داشته باشه، احتمالا به پروژه اضافه می‌شه. سریال در مجموع 10 قسمت داره که قسمت‌های فرد رو بچه‌های تی‌سنتر می‌زنن و قسمت‌های زوج رو بچه‌ها (بچه؟) تی‌ورلد. سریال منو تا حدی یاد سریال لویی می‌اندازه، به آینده‌اش خوشبینم. امیدوارم که شما هم از کار خوش‌ـتون بیاد. در ضمن زحمت پوستر اینکار رو هم ادیب عزیز (McConaughey) کشیده.

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- Let me tell you something, adman. That's Buddhism's tagline... "F*ck it." I mean, it's all a pile of shit anyway. - I didn't know Buddhism had a tagline. - Well, you heard it from me. - Christianity doesn't have a tagline. - Sure, it does. "You f*cked up." You f*cked up." - Jews, it's just, "We're f*cked." Starring Josey Wales, Jesus Christ and the New York Times ترجـــمه از تیـــــم تـــــی‌وی‌سنتر

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- You know, I think it was the stuff that made me happy back then. You know, the brands and the things when I was younger.The Nikes and the Levis and the BMWs. It was fun to be a part of. It was fun to get involved with. Because the products themselves actually made me happy, you know? And then somewhere around 35 or something, something happens. - It stopped making you happy. - I remember looking around my house a few months back, and it's just filled with $5,000 couches and dead, soulless art, and I just thought, "What the f*ck is all this shit?" My neighbor Ted was over, and I said, "Ted, what is all this shit?" - What did he say? - He offered me two grand for the couch. Starring Helen Keller, Moses and Lenny Bruce ترجــــمه از امین03 این قسمت به‌شدت منو یاد بیت Stuff ِجورج کارلین انداخت. یه نگاه به اون هم بندازین. +

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It's us. We're just looking for some relief. We're just looking for a new religion. And so I enter, head bowed, to the church of America, where the faithful raise up their voices as one in a song of thanks and cheer. And not a dour face among them, for behold, the iPhone 6 Plus has appeared, and lo, the screen size is much greater than before. Starring David Ogilvy, Anton Chekhov and Gluten Enteropathy ترجـــمه از تیـــــم تـــــی‌وی‌سنتر

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Aggression. Competition. A*nal penetration. These are just a few of the things corporate America has in common with the hardcore p*rnography business. Hello. I'm ad*ult film star James Deen.What can a p*rn star teach you about success in the business world? Well, quite a lot, actually. The adult film industry and corporate America have more in common than you might think. Join me, James Deen, over the next 30 minutes while I teach you three of my foolproof tips for unparalleled success in p*rnography and/or corporate America. Starring Rene Descartes, Adweek and HRH The Princess of Arendelle ترجــــمه از امین03

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- See, I find believing in God comforting. - Believing in God? You don't believe in anything. - Well, not a good God. A bad God. Do you remember the watchmaker's analogy? - Remind me. - It's that teleological bullshit they used to teach us in school where you're walking through a desert and you see a watch in the sand, and it has all these intricate gears and shifts and beautiful engraving... And anything that, uh, beautiful and perfect must have been built by somebody. - Yes. And this makes you feel better? - I believe in the Swatch-maker analogy. Something this shitty and cheap and ugly could not possibly be an accident. Shit this bad doesn't just happen. Nope. Not at all. Somebody had to unintelligently design this pile of crap. Starring Mr. Mike, Joseph McCarthy and Alfred Bernhard Nobe ترجـــمه از تیـــــم تـــــی‌وی‌سنتر

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And then, that night, Simon's life changes forever. Because there, inside the crotch of his underwear... Jesus. Is a skid mark. A shit stain. That looks exactly, and I mean exactly, like the Lord Jesus Christ himself. And Simon is freaked out, because it doesn't kind of look like Jesus,like when they kind of sort of find the Virgin Mary in a Cinnabon or something. This is an almost photographic reproduction of the son of God out of shit, right there in Simon Blackwall's underpants. And Simon, see, he's a scientist. He's a rationalist. But he can't explain this. The likeness is too exact. The odds are too miniscule. The chances, too impossible. Someone, he decides, some thing made this happen. Starring Christopher H*itchens, Philip Larkin and Josef Stalin ترجــــمه از امین03 این فصل اول سریال تموم شد. با توجه به نقدهایی که گرفته و ریتنگ سریال، احتمال تمدید یا کنسل شدن سریال، پنجاه‌پنجاه‌ـست. ده قسمت جالب داشت. اگه که سریال ادامه هم پیدا نکنه، سریال تا حد زیادی پیام خودش رو رسونده و کارش رو کرده. قبلا هم یه جا نوشتم، سریال از نظر سینمایی، در سطح سریال‌های درجه یک نیست، و گاهی تلخی سریال هم مخاطب رو می‌زنه ولی سریال پر از ایده‌های جالب و دیالوگ‌های عالی‌ـه. جای تعجب هم نیست، خالق سریال، مال دنیای هالیوود نیست، یه مقاله‌نویس مشهورـه (essayist) و از اون عالم اومده. اولویت سریال همه‌جا، ایده و فکر پشت هرقسمت بود تا درام قصه و وجوه سینمایی‌ـش. این هم به‌شکلی نقطه قوت‌ـشه و هم نقطه ضعف‌ـش. درکل به‌نظرم کاری که ارزش دیدن داره، ولی به‌شدت تند و تلخ‌ـه. با فاصله ببیندش بهترـه.

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